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海南爱狗人

在一个外国网站看的笑话
哈哈 挺有意思的
现在征求翻译啊
翻译最棒的
给奖励哦

英文原文:"To the grocery store"
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter.

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy cat food to eat, and the government requires proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store, and they sold her the cat food.

The next day, she tried to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier demanded proof that she had a dog, because older people sometimes eat dog food.

She went home and brought in her dog, and they sold her dog food.

The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid, and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole but the cashier refused, saying "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like shit." The little old lady said, "It is. Now can I buy three rolls of toilet paper?"

[ 本帖最后由 矿坑里的鸭梨 于 2006-5-19 14:46 编辑 ]

海南爱狗人

我倒

23du

应该来英文的,让大家翻译,翻译好的可以给与积分和奖励.

maomaochong112

呵呵，一个小老太太去一家杂货铺买猫食，她拿了三罐去交钱，但是收银台小姐说必须要证明老太太家有一只猫，才可以卖给她，因为很多老人买猫食自己吃．．．老太太只好回家去把自己的猫抱来，售货员才把猫食卖给她．第二天，老太太又来买狗粮，结果又遇到同样的遭遇，她只好又回家去把自己的狗抱来．．．
第三天，老太太抱了个有盖子的盒子来，让售货员伸手进去摸，可售货员拒绝了，说里面可能有蛇．．老太太保证里面没有对她有害的东西，小姐把手伸进去，摸了下伸出来，喊到：它闻起来象大便．老太太说，没错，因为我今天要买厕纸

首席村妇

楼上这个朋友厉害哦，,,,顶,,,老大加分哦,,,,,快快快

maomaochong112

呵呵,好耶好耶!!